TwoBob - Joke Book - #1 of 1 - Limited Founders Release

Some things are priceless.
Some things are worthless.
This book sits perfectly between the two — and it’s bloody beautiful.

This is the first ever TwoBob™ Joke Book.
Hand-numbered #1 of 1.
Printed once. Sold once. Never again.

Price: $10,000 AUD
Because history’s not cheap — and neither are stories you can share over a counter meal. Profit from this book goes to a charity of your choice.

Comes with:

• Founders Edition cover: Orange enough to guide ships at night.

• Custom back-of-the-head special edition: A tribute to Aussie wisdom and male pattern baldness.

• Certificate of Audacity: Framed proof you made a questionable financial decision with confidence.

Perfect for:

• The smartarse with spare change.

• The legend who reckons memories are better than money.

• The future millionaire who’ll sell it for 10x when TwoBob™ hits the big time.

Buy it. Frame it. Tell everyone at the pub you got in before it was cool.

One copy. One story. One legend. Might as well be you.